The Rose Garden

Leap year post!! Woot!

2012-03-01T04:10:00.002-06:00

I'm totally posting on February 29th. :D Lol. I just HAD to post today. Why? Well for starters, today doesn't normally exist. For second, Eden Fantasys is having a Leap Year vibrators sale! :D How cool! I'm sure they'll also have a St. Patrick's Day on March 17th too. The whole promotion page over there is just chock full of sales right now though. Gosh I love having a vagina sometimes because of all the neat toys there are. :D I posted previously about some of the grief it causes me but it's also pretty awesome. March 8th is International Women's Day. How many of you knew that? I sure didn't but I think it's pretty sweet. :D
Some of the things I LOVE about being a woman:
There's tons of different kinds of smell me goods, I LOVE smelling good!
I don't have to worry about boners in public
Lacey and silky underwear feels amazing and looks sexy
I have boobs
I have a vagina
My butt looks good in jeans
I can wear high heels in public
It's easier to convince girls to kiss me than if I had a penis ;)
I get to wear sexy lingerie
There's a bajillion more options for sex toys
Lingerie looks hot
People don't think I'm weird for masturbating, they think it's sexy
If I play video games guys think it's sexy
I can paint my nails awesome colors
People don't question me for having my ears pierced
I can wear red lipstick
When I buy gallons of ice cream and eat them for dinner nobody looks at me funny, they just say I'm hormonal and leave me alone
If I get bloated it makes my boobs look amazing, (it's not comfortable but it does make my boobs look fantastic)
If I keep gaining weight I can just start telling people I'm pregnant and they'll probably believe me
I don't have to worry about anyone kicking me in the nuts or worrying about my nuts getting smashed/kicked/twisted/etc
I can wear body glitter
My hands look very sexy when I give massages
If I dance covered in soap, baby oil or lotion it's considered sexy
I can dance on a pole and it will most likely be sexy
I can be a camgirl for a living
I can choose whether or not to start a family (well sort of, but that's beside the point)
Eden Fantasys has scads of sales that cater to my gender
I can make my boobs spin in circles if I jiggle them hard/fast enough
I can wear pasties with tassles
I can hula hoop naked and it looks sexy
I just started a kick ass Lucky Fools Sale to find myself a Lucky Charm! :D
Most especially because they make toys like this: Jeweled Dildo and this: Tentacle

I will be in class on March 8th but I plan on dressing super sexy and putting on one hell of a spicey show on cam when I get home. I LOVE being a woman and I love my body. :) I might deal with sexism and mysoginistic jerks on a daily basis but I love who I am and there's no one out there who can change that. :)

THIS POST WAS SPONSORED BY EDEN FANTASYS AS PART OF THE EDEN LOVES BLOGGERS PROGRAM.

Oh Valentine's Day, how I adore you

2012-02-15T02:40:00.000-06:00

Today was Valentine's Day. The only good thing about Valentine's Day is that it's the one day out of all the 365 days in a year that I can count on getting laid, and it's also my adorable dog's birthday. I don't even get to count on sex on my birthday but I know, without a doubt, that I will get laid on Valentine's Day. It has been this way since I met BJ when I was 16 and I imagine it will stay this way so long as we're "together". So in the spirit of this lovely holiday, I decided to look up Valentine's posts. I came across a truely funny one called Inappropriate Valentines for Your Valentine. It was on SEXIS and it made me laugh for a good 5 minutes. I laughed so loud that I woke up the dog and scared her. (She was napping contentedly in her little pile of birthday presents and was resting her head on her bone so that she could look in the mirror whenever she woke up. When I laughed, it caused her to jump and the poor thing whacked her face on the mirror.*insert hysterical laughter here*) Anyways, I felt it was funny enough that I should share it for this week's post. It was so funny that I decided to come up with my own Valentine's slogans to put on a card or two. It would read as follows:
Dear Valentine,
I like you so much, that if you didn't buy me a Valentine's present that I would still get naked for you and/or put out.
XOXO Rose

Dear Valentine,
I like your penis/vagina so much that I'd put out on Valentine's Day even if you didn't buy me anything.
XOXO Rose

Dear Valentine,
I forgot to buy you a new vibrator, so I'm getting naked for you instead. This card is good for one blowjob.
XOXO Rose

Dear Valentine,
I don't know what to write here, so if you'd like I'll just give you oral sex instead.
XOXO Rose

Dear Valentine,
I roofied your drink so that I know you'll put out tonight. Happy Valentine's Day.
XOXO Rose

Dear Valentine,
You rock so much that I'm putting out this year. Hope you like the Valentine's Day sex.
XOXO Rose

Can you guys tell that I suck at gifts? Lol. My idea of a present for BJ usually consists of a blowjob, porn, sex toys or lingerie. I also feel that sex ofen makes an acceptable present in situations such as these. Though you might not want to take my advice on giving sex as a present all the time. I actually did get a 'real' present for BJ this year though. I surprised him with McDonald's breakfast, a couple new Xbox games and some candy that was on sale. He had sex with me as my Valentine's present. :D Also, Sadie turned 4 years old today so we got her a few presents. She got some doggy organic, peanut butter flavored cupcakes, a gigantic bone, two boxes of meaty bones, a bag of denta stix, 2 bags of canine carry outs (these things are like doggy crack!!), a cute polka dot bow for her collar, a sequin headband, a black sweater, a bed, 2 new squeaky toys that are stuffing free, 2 pairs of shoes and a polka dot hoodie that she seems to love. :D Between the sex, taking myself out to dinner, giving Sadie a small birthday party and accidentally dying parts of my body pink and purple, today has been a fabulous day. :) I've got some extra fun money so to end the day I'm off to go shop around on Eden Fantasys for some new sex toys or whatever I see from their Valentine's Day sale that I may like. (The picture of all those boxes are the goodies I snagged when the Valentine's Sale on Eden Fantasys first started!) :) Happy Valentine's Day everyone!
Clicky link for the article I read on SEXIS : Totally (In)Appropriate Valentines for Your Valentine

THIS POST WAS SPONSORED BY EDEN FANTASYS AS PART OF THE EDEN LOVES BLOGGERS PROGRAM.

Watch out for SUPER COCK and DONGZILLA!!!

2012-01-27T20:25:00.000-06:00

As usual, I scanned SEXIS for inspiration on this week's sponsored post for Eden Loves Bloggers. There were quite a few good articles this week. Among them: Strippers Are Sexy, Rick Santorum Says Rape Babies are a Gift From God, Top 10 Strangest Things People Sent Me in January and A Weaponized Pink Dildo.

I found Strippers Are Sexy to have some valid points and to be overall, spot on. I've yet to find a contact allowed, fully nude strip club so the feelings of being unsatisfied and frustrated are definitely true. Although I GREATLY enjoy strippers and strip clubs, I always end up wanting just a little more. Being a pansexual female, strippers tend to be a little more handsy with me than the male attendees I observe around me. Sure they give the males attention and will occasionally graze or tease them physically, but from experience I'm the one who gets the most physical teasing from the performers. Strippers are awesome, male and female performers. They're hot. They make money for doing something REALLY sexy. :D I love watching them and enjoying their performance. As a full time camgirl and student, I can imagine the kind of work they put into their shows and the time and toll it takes on them. I feel this helps me enjoy the shows more than your regular Joe. :)

As for the article on Rick Santorum. I'm not even sure I can comment on it. After reading his comments on women who are impregnated after a forced, non-consensual sexual encounter it's not hard to see that he's a dick. I understand that there are some people who don't believe abortion is right ever under any circumstances, but that's a new low I didn't think I'd ever see. I don't know anything about Rick Santorum at all, but that one comment, that he said OUT LOUD ON NATIONAL television makes him seem like a total misogynistic bastard. I feel bad for his children and the woman who birthed them for him. Ick...Just thinking about his statement is making me feel like gagging. If SEXIS hadn't have posted that article I would have never known about that comment of his views on that subject. Ugh...let's move on because this subject is making me queasy...I have no respect or tolerance for poopheads like this.

Here's a funnier subject. The Top 10 Strangest Things People Sent Me in January . Here is the gamut of emotions and feelings I've experienced while reading through this article: hilarity, horrified, scared, terrified, the need to pee, crying, trouble breathing, can't stop laughing, can't stop crying, want to hide, want to show my friends, can't scrub my eyes, need to bleach my eyeballs, someone help me scrub my brain!!, OMGLMAO, must show someone else!, must inflict endless laughter and horror on person nearest me!! :D Now imagine me saying all of these next statements to you with my eyebrow raised.

My first thought was, how can someone really masturbate, non-stop, for 9 hours and 58 minutes? Didn't he need to pee? Or eat? Or drink?? Did his hands get tired? Did he get penis burn?? Hmm... My second thought was how would someone fit a condom like that inside them? The penis is shaped the way it is for a reason so that it fits into a vagina, asshole or a mouth without ripping everything open. Also, what's the point of the music and flashing lights if it's inside you? You wouldn't be able to see or hear it...Hmm.... My third thought on this article was why is that blanket called vagisoft? I've never heard of a vagina being described as "soft and cuddly" before. Is my vagina that soft? What if my labia has stubble, is it still soft? That blanket doesn't look like a vagina so why is it described as vagisoft?? My fourth thought was relatively short, would He-Man fuck me if I dressed like a man and let him stick it in my butt? The rest of my thoughts were as follows: *gags*, LOLS!!, oh cool :D and WTFOMGEWWWWW! :D

The last article I read today on SEXIS was A Weaponized Pink Dildo . I thought this was absolutely, hilariously awesome! I've received a couple very, very large sex toys to review for EDEN FANTASYS but due to how small my vagina is, I was only able to fit these vibrators anally or orally. They literally could not fit past my pelvic bone. My vagina is way too narrow to fit anything over an inch and a half in girth. At my most aroused state, my vagina is also only 3 1/2" deep. Basically my pussy will fit a finger and that's it. :D These toys are 9" and 10" respectively and are both about 2" in girth. Lol. I could definitely imagine using these dicks as weapons if someone ever broke into my house. They both have very large balls as well that would leave an awesome black eye or broken bone is whacked against a person hard enough. I makes jokes with BJ about not needing weapons as long as we keep my SUPER COCK AND DONZILLA close enough. :D They make a great for great jokes with my mother at a girls' night out dinner and drinks. They're almost impossible to hide because they're just so big and gaudy. Rotfl...I definitely wouldn't hesitate to wollop them at someone if they tried to break into my house though, especially if I was home alone with Sadie.

Anyways, this blog post is probably plenty long enough now and I do believe that I've started to ramble. I thought I'd provide some pictures of some of my latest outfits from EDEN FANTASYS'S collection. I have the Naughty People Chemise from Coquette, a silky robe and babydoll set and the newest, a silky pajama set. :D I love them all and feel so sexy in them. I've already done a photo shoot in the Naughty People Chemise and can't wait to do some shoots with the silky sets. :D Hope you guys like the outfits as much as I do. :D

THIS POST WAS SPONSORED BY EDEN FANTASYS AS PART OF EDEN LOVES BLOGGERS.

Drink Quest Nashville

2012-01-25T14:35:00.002-06:00

Hey guys! Just saw the coolest blog last night during my shoot. :D I thought it was pretty neat and would love to see them get some more exposure. BJ has been to a few of the bars mentioned which makes this blog even cooler! :D If I was 21 I'd definitely use them to figure out where I needed to chill. So go check them out. Here's their clicky link: Drink Quest Nashville
:) Leave them some awesome comments and follows. :D

Shhh! Don't say that ;)

2012-01-14T22:23:00.000-06:00

First off, I'm officially no longer a teenager. :D My birthday was Wednesday and I'm so glad to be done with my teens! Also, the lovely dress that I'm wearing in the picture at the bottom of this blog is from EdenFantasys and it rocks. :D
I just read a great article on SEXIS. The topic was "What Not To Say". I'm one of those people who often lacks a verbal filter. When something pops into my head, I say it. This sometimes bleeds over into the bedroom and has caused a few comical and not so comical incidents. It's caused some funny moments that made the sex better (and funner!) and hurt feelings a time or two. I'm lucky though. I've been with BJ for the last 4 years and for the majority of that time we've been sexually exclusive. There has also been times where he's said things at the wrong time in the bedroom as well. We've learned how to overcome the hurt feelings when things go wrong and we laugh off the other stuff. This is why communication is so important to a healthy and happy sex life. Hearing that perfect phrase at just the right time can REALLY set me off and drive me nuts better than any sex toy could. :D If we hadn't have learned how to communicate with each other then we wouldn't know how to deal with these incidents.

A common situation I experience as a full time cam girl is clients/fans/members/etc saying something and expecting me to not be offended or disgusted at it. Even though they're paying for my time and sexual services, it's rude and extremely inconsiderate. If we've previously agreed that saying, "bitch get naked" is acceptable, then say it. If we haven't, then it's probably not smart to start shouting things like, "boobs", "ass", "get naked now" or "show pussy bb". Hearing things like this makes my pussy dryer than the Sahara Desert. Hearing things like, "you look really pretty today, would you like to play in private?" or "that lingerie is really flattering on you" has a completely different effect though. ;)

Now that I've gone off on a tangent, I'll leave you with this note. Sometimes a little forethought before you speak in the bedroom can really make all the difference. :) The mind is the body's biggest and best aphrodisiac. It's more powerful than any sex toy too.

Article on SEXIS: What Not To Say

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This is what you're getting since I have writer's block

2011-12-30T00:24:00.001-06:00

I have writer's block bad so I decided to browse the sales over at EdenFantasys to see if that would inspire me more than

SexIs did. Not surprisingly, they had some awesome sales. :D Their Black Friday/Cyber Monday sale was awesome and I was lucky enough to take advantage of it. Right now they have way too many sales to list them all off so I'm just going to mention the ones that caught my eye first. :D Pick any 3 for $20, any 4 for $20 or any 5 for $20!! What?!?! :D How awesome is that? Those prices are comparable, if not cheaper to the prices I found in the Cyber Monday sale. Most good

sex toys cost about $15+ a pop. With my best friend's and my birthday right around the corner I'm highly tempted to see if they have anything that might suit my fancy. :) October of 2010 I bought my best friend her first vibrator and got a matching one for myself. We had so much fun shopping for toys together and giggling at all the variety of penises but she lives 3 hours away from me. :( I'm thinking it would be fun to surprise her with a new toy or two and then get something for myself. :D Her birthday is the 10th and mine is the 11th (fun, I know!) so it would make for a fun birthday surprise if we both got our toys on our birthdays.

Another promotion that EdenFantasys regularly hosts is a Free Gift With Purchase. I ALWAYS take advantage of this offer. It's just silly not to. For Christmas, I purchased some of their bath and beauty kits and got a couple free EdenFantasys bath towels with my purchases. Good bath towels will cost anywhere from $8-$40 a towel. There were FREE! Let me say this again for those who might be slow; EdenFantasys ALWAYS HAS A FREE GIFT WITH PURCHASE. They offer this 24/7/365...I'll say it one more time just so everyone knows; EDENFANTASYS OFFERS A FREE GIFT WITH PURCHASE ALL THE TIME! Some of the free gifts I've recieved have been

vibrators , a shirt, bath towels, lube and condoms. You read that right, a shirt and towels. :D I love taking advantage of their sales and get excited when I get messages about new ones. :) I like this site so much I have a wishlist and am fairly active on their forums.

In conclusion they have some amazing sales and some kick ass products. If you'd like to sneak a peak over at their promotions page you can see it here and keep scrolling for a preview from my latest photoshoot: http://www.edenfantasys.com/promotions/

THIS POST WAS SPONSORED BY EDENFANTASYS FOR THER EDENLOVESBLOGGERS PROGRAM. :) Check out http://edenfantasys.com for more information.

Christmas Blowjob :)

2011-12-26T23:35:00.000-06:00

So the winning vote was for ONE round of sex instead of MULTIPLE blowjobs, but due to some complications from my health problems we weren't able to have sex or do any vaginal penetration. Plus, when I told BJ the winning vote he got mad and said he wanted MULTIPLE blowjobs instead, lol. So we went with MULTIPLE blowjobs instead of ONE round of sex. He ended up getting 4 different blowjobs and we filmed one on Christmas morning before he left for the day. :D

Interview with ELM :)

2011-12-19T13:40:00.000-06:00

I just did an interview with ELM Avenue. :) For those of you interested you can check it out HERE or you can see the original interview HERE . I talked about what it's like being a cam girl, what my life was like before I started, how it's improved and what I plan on doing in the future. :) I really enjoyed talking to Benic and like the way he's set everything up. I HIGHLY recommend everyone sneak a peak at his site and the interviews. They're pretty awesome. :D
Follow up interview: CLICKY LINK
Original interview: CLICKY LINK

Blowjobs vs Presents

2011-12-16T01:35:00.002-06:00

So I just read this humorous post on SexIs and it really made me laugh. Some of it actually makes sense (like if you're going to bitch about the dishes then you should just do them yourself) but the rest of it was funny; honest, but funny (he really wants a blowjob ladies!). I've always had trouble figuring out presents that are acceptable to get for BJ. He never wants physical presents but I feel like just giving him blowjobs are too cliche and boring. Sure they're nice and he likes them, but I'd rather give him a present PLUS a blowjob. I feel like I get all the bases covered that way and then after the blowjob wears off he can enjoy whatever present I got him. When it comes to me though he usually opts for a sex toy or lingerie and then gives me a night of no housework while he takes care of any extra errands/clean up that needs doing so I can focus on me for a night (which I LOVE).

Last year was actually our first Christmas living together and we opted for cliche gifts that were forgotten about quickly. I got him a video game that he got bored of and some cologne he never wore. He got me some panties and perfume; the perfume is now empty and the panties never fit to begin with. This year we can't afford presents so we've challenged ourselves to get creative. I can't decide if surprising him with blowjobs (meaning several blowjobs that day) or sex would be the better option for the sexual part of my gift. If you were him, what do you think would sound better? Several blowjobs Christmas day or one session of hot sex where you called the shots? The 'present' portion of my gift to him is going to be left a surprise but I know for sure it's going to have something to do with my creative talents. :) I'm excited about doing a no money allowed Christmas this year because it's really challenging me. :) I love giving gifts to show people how much I appreciate them and it really makes me happy when I make someone else smile.

Leave comments on what you think I should give BJ for Christmas; multiple blowjobs or sex. :) Whichever gets the most comments is the one I'll do and then I'll give a short post about what goes down. :D

The link to the article I read is:What Your Honey Really Wants For Christmas

THIS POST WAS SPONSORED BY EDENFANTASYS.COM. :)

Chronic vaginal pain (plus pictures of my vagina)

2011-11-30T00:59:00.003-06:00

It's something I have that I don't tell most people about. I started experiencing debilitating cramps and severe, chronic vaginal pain when I was 12. I decided to post about this topic because I just read an article on EdenFantasys about another woman's experience with it. I'm almost 20 and I still haven't met another woman who experiences this like I do. It almost ruined my life and is caused by a lifelong condition that seriously limits what I can do. This condition is difficult to talk about and often alienates me from other people. It's caused me to be isolated from family and friends. I have to be careful what sex toys I purchase because my vagina doesn't stretch and large toys hurt. (My ass, on the other hand, can fit really big toys and I don't experience any pain from anal stimulation when it's done right.) ;) There are negatives and positives to this condition though.

Positives:
-It allows me to be sensitive and empathetic to other people with health problems.
-It's given me a positive outlook on life.
-It's show me how to stay motivated and work through my problems.
-I've gained life experience at an early age that most people don't get until they're past middle age.
-I know my body really well and have learned how to work with my pain so that I can enjoy sex and sexual stimulation.
-It's forced me to love my body, flaws and all.
-Even though I was "misfigured" during my surgery I love the way my vagina looks, scars and all.
-Nobody else has a vagina like mine.
-I save A LOT of money on birth control! ;)
-I'm stable now, thanks to the support from my mother, roommate and the persistence of my doctor. :D
Negatives:
-I haven't experienced a day without pain since I was 11 years old.
-I can't have children.
-I've never had sex without pain.
-I've been on nonstop medication since my surgery at 15.
-I've already been through menopause.
-Most people think I'm a freak after they find out.

Overall, I really do love my body though and I want to be able to share my experiences with more women so it inspires them to get to know their bodies and get help if something is wrong. Chronic genital pain for anyone without an STD is abnormal. It's not a bad thing to talk to your doctor and get help. You don't have to suffer alone. Using dialators, lubricant, practicing stretching methods, extending your foreplay and talking to your doctor and partner can all help if you have genital pain. Because of what I've learned about my body and how to work with my problems I'm able to have a happy and healthy sex life. I can't work a full time job like most people but because I know how to work with my body I can work as a full time cam model. This condition isn't shameful and I shouldn't hide it. It could help the women around me. Men, don't ignore this either. If there's a special woman in your life with this problem, don't humiliate her for it. Encourage her to stay strong and work through it. :) Your sexual satisfaction and sexual health are too important. Everybody deserves at least a few orgasms in their life. So let's get out there and spread some sexual knowledge by masturbating and learning about our bodies tonight! :D If you'd like to read this article and learn more about chronic vaginal pain, it's linked in EdenFantasys' sex community.

Chronic vaginal pain article here

THIS POST WAS SPONSORED BY EDENFANTASYS.COM.

I'm part of the new EdenFantasys Loves Bloggers program :D

2011-11-28T00:34:00.001-06:00

Woo! So far I've just been reviewing products but it's been a lot of fun. I got the email offer from my blogger coordinator last night and my first thought was "seriously?!?! That sounds like so much fun! :D " Now that I've looked through all the guidelines for program it seems even more fun. I already love all of their sex toys and the sex community they host on site. Yes there are a few products that I haven't been super thrilled with, but that will happen with any company or web store. Overall it just looks like a lot of fun. I love how they promote open-mindedness and encourage people to learn about their sexuality. Of all of the sex toy stores I've shopped in/with this one seems to suit me best. :D So basically I'm just pretty thrilled with this offer and decided to share it. Thank you so much Kayla for extending this offer to me! Hopefully I can come up with some interesting topics and pictures to keep everyone interested.

Oh and the Black Friday/Cyber Monday sale is beyond ridiculous!! I bought 3 different toys Friday for less than $7. :D Just sayin, if anyone has a case of the hornies and wants some new goodies you should check it out before time runs up. Their vibrators are REALLY freakin cheap right now and they have some great quality products. *happy dance* My toys should be here by this weekend so I'll be sure to post and let everyone know how they worked out for me. ;) All related links/ads do link back to www.edenfantasys.com if you were wanting to check them out but didn't want to type in the url yourself.

THIS POST WAS SPONSORED BY EDENFANTASYS.COM. ALL CLICKABLE LINKS IN THIS POST LEAD BACK TO THEIR SITE. Feel free to comment with questions/comments/ideas for topics and I'll respond asap. :)

Dirty girl is a TINY girl

2011-11-26T12:42:00.002-06:00

Rose: First off, this is not one size fits all sexy lingerie. I ordered a medium/large and only half of the outfit actually fits. I could just barely get the bottoms on because they were so tight my legs wouldn't fit through and the top did not fit at all. I'm only an A cup when I wear heavily padded bras and this top was more like a D or DD. Yea...Putting it on upside down sort of worked, but not really. The only part of the outfit that fit was the wrist cuffs and choker. :/ Now, don't let the camera fool you into thinking I'm lying about the fit of this outfit. That was just clever angles taken to hide my jiggly parts. If this outfit would have been a one size fits all and it wouldn't have fit then it wouldn't have upset me so much. However, I ordered it on the larger side and neither the panties nor the bra fit. I'm not sure how lingerie companies size their clothing but saying that a medium/large *will* fit a size 10-12 woman when it actually does not fit a small size 10 woman is pretty confusing. If they meant that a size 10-12 woman needs to order a 1x then they should say that. :( Overall I was just really disappointed with this outfit. It was EXTREMELY unflattering, pinched and hurt, didn't fit and made me feel pretty bad about myself. I most likely won't be wearing the top or bottoms of this outfit again. The cuffs, now I wouldn't mind wearing those with an apron and a feather duster but I could have gotten those elsewhere without going through the emotional ordeal of this poorly sized outfit.
(In one picture I have the top on right side up and in the other I have it on upside down so you can sort of see the difference in the fit.)

BJ: This dirty girl lingerie looked very mediocre, definitely not stunning or sexy. It impeded my ability to keep a stiffy. The lace was obviously torn in several places and the poor fit was unimpressive. I wouldn't mind if Rose forgets this one on the bottom of her lingerie and sex toy box. It was unflattering and was obvious, from my point of view, that she felt really unsexy in it. She took it off as soon as we were done with the pictures. Hopefully our next one goes a lot better than this. This was NOT a winner.

<-----Right side up, torn lace on left cup
Upside down ---->

<-----Torn lace under the bow

Preview of my latest shoots

2011-11-15T23:33:00.000-06:00

Things have been really busy around here lately. I had last week off of school for fall break and I spent it camming extra and cleaning house. Plus I just started my new semester of classes this week. I've done a couple photoshoots in the last month and thought I'd share a short preview. :) You can find both sets exclusively on http://www.camwhores.com/join.php?partner=4104 . The set with Sadie was shot by Blazin Image Photography and the others were shot by Altar Ego Studios. Be sure to let me know how much you love them too.

One size fits sexy only!

2011-10-30T23:05:00.000-05:00

DISCLAIMER: This outfit did NOT come with the cat ears, tail and collar that are included in 3 of the pictures. Those were added for kicks. Happy Halloween!
Rose:
I really liked this teddy. Unfortunately, it's a one size fits most and that size is very small. The ties around the bust are adjustable but the strings are really small. For larger busted women or women with a lot of curves, beware. The bottom half is not adjustable or stretchy but if you're under 150lbs it "should" fit. I liked this outfit and thought it was pretty flattering, it's just nowhere near close to a one size fits all. This company consistently commits this faux pas and it really makes me sad. They have gorgeous, high quality lingerie that is flattering on most women; it just doesn't fit most women. :( It was really soft and made me feel incredibly sexy though. :)

BJ:
I thought this teddy was cute in the box and the design was sexy. However, once on it's flattering in some places and really unflattering in others. It was nice and looked good on Rose, but I've seen her in better outfits. She has a decent collection of sexy lingerie already, but this will make an ok addition to add. I just wasn't super thrilled with it. I'd like to see this company make some better outfits that are more suited to women with curves that aren't anorexic so we can add more of their higher quality lingerie to our sex toy collection.

Awesome news today!

2011-10-14T16:41:00.000-05:00

So I always get my electric bill through my bank and pay it online. It came through today and I was just sure that there was an error so I called the company to confirm. My rep informed me that because I have never paid a bill on time or late that they had comped my bill for this month. :D She said it was their way of thanking me for always paying my bill early. On top of that they are giving us $20 towards our next bill. I'm am absolutely thrilled!! :D BJ's birthday dinner went really well too. I put $150 into savings for him and bought him candy, cigarettes and soda. We dressed up for dinner and halfway through I informed him that I wasn't wearing panties. He seemed happy and was quite pleased with the way everything turned out. :) Since I've had such good news today I'm about to take Sadie out to buy Halloween costumes at Petsmart and then have a girls day with her.

Here's a few pics from what we wore to BJ's birthday dinner and then the obligatory titties. :D

Safe in NM

2011-10-08T11:41:00.000-05:00

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I made it safely to New Mexico after a very turbulent and scary plane ride. We've been working hard on helping grandpa clean and organize the house. We've gotten a ton done for the amount of time we have been working. We got up today at 6am local time to walk the mile to his store to get breakfast and then walk back. Right now we're working on organizing and putting together picture and memory boards and here in about an hour we're going to leave to go watch an air show down at Holoman. I'll get to meet one of my second cousins today. He's about 3 years old now and I haven't met him yet so I'm excited to do that. We're having a huge family dinner tonight and then tomorrow is the 'family reunion'. I won't be around much to chat on tag or anything because of what is going on in my life right now. I've been extremely stressed and haven't been much for conversation. I've got a paycheck that is missing (or something like that) so I've had to take out an advance from my bank to pay for gas, groceries and other necessities. BJ's birthday is on Monday the 10th and we're planning on dressing up and going to his favorite restaraunt to eat. I miss him a lot and it feels weird to go to sleep each night without the dog or a hug from him. I made a hug quota for my family and I've been going around hugging everyone as much as possible just because. I'm trying to be as helpful as possible and get cleaning and chores down without being asked or asking what needs done. I'm just doing things as I see them. Sorry for my absence during this time. I'll be back to posting and camming normally as soon as possible. :) Thanks to everyone who helped me get here and is supporting me in this painful time. I appreciate all the help and I'm really glad this was able to happen.

One size fits women who don't eat!

2011-10-02T00:11:00.000-05:00

Rose:
This halter mini dress claims to be a one size fits all, but it's way off. I'm about the size of the 'average' woman and I have some pudgey spots. I'm ok with my jiggle spots, but it's pretty disappointing when I put on a one size fits most and it's actually meant for women who weigh less than 120 lbs. :( It was a really cute nightie and I was excited to add it to my sex toy and lingerie collection until I put it on. It's really soft and theoretically a great nightie. It's just a big let down when you actually put it on though. If your woman is in shape, has large boobs and no butt whatsoever then this is the outfit for her. :) For any other woman I'd suggest wearing it with caution though because the strap under the bust causes the smallest of back fat to pudge up and look really bad and the strap is really small and not adjustable. It you can get it adjusted right it looks great though and is very soft. :)

BJ:
My first impression of this outfit was that it looked really cute. I'm a fan of sexy lingerie and I was really hoping this would look as great on Rose as it did in the picture on the box. Once she put it on though, the back was really unflattering and the size just looked all over disproportionate to the size of a normal woman. I think most everything looks great on Rose but unless she loses 80 pounds and gets plastic surgery to look like the photoshopped model on the box, then the back of this nightie will stay unflattering. This company seems to be uninformed about what size the average woman is because it was loose in several places it shouldn't have been and tight in the wrong places. (Who knew Rose had back fat?!?) I was pretty disappointed with this outfit because of the 'supposed' size. It said it was one size fits all but that had to be a lie. In the future I'll beware when buying Rose one size fits all lingerie from this company.

Who wants to join the mile high club?

2011-09-25T22:38:00.000-05:00

You do? Well then you'll like what I have in store. My latest shoot was on a leer jet with BJ. I'm just 9,000 tokens or $450 short of what I need for rent and my plane tickets to El Paso so I decided I would give a snak preview of these pictures to convince you to offline tip to get the rest of them. They're naked, steamy and very erotic. If you've ever fantasized about having your own personal naked escort while you travel then this is for you. If you like what you see just offline tip 100 tokens (THIS WEEK ONLY) to get the password to the rest of the pictures. All the pictures with BJ are in the locked galleries. :D http://profiles.myfreecams.com/BlackxxxRose

My nipples are going to fall off!-Butterfly clamps

2011-09-22T15:58:00.000-05:00

Rose: Ouch! The first time using the butterfly nipple clamps I almost ripped my nipples off. It's pretty funny now but it sure stung when it happened. They're not adjustable and not made for large nipples. It took me a few tries to even figure out how to get these to stretch open far enough for my nipples to fit. I ended up having to settle on hanging them from the bottom half of my areolas instead of my actual nipples. They're pretty fun once you get used to them and it's made me excited to try more in the future and to keep playing with these until I can get them to work better lol.
All the places I tested them: my nipples, my areolas, the bottom of my boobs, my labia, my fingers and BJ's nipples. :D

BJ:
These clamps looked pretty fun and I enjoyed looking at them. That is until it was my turn to test them. These suckers pinch! They almost felt like getting a titty twister until Rose showed me how to put them on better. After we got the hang of it I actually was pretty excited to add these to our sex toy collection. They take some getting used to but they're worth it. They're visually appealing and great for some BDSM play.

Sneak preview of my latest self shots

2011-09-18T18:50:00.000-05:00

Just a few pictures of my latest addition to my portfolio. I wanted to add some more self shots and thought it would be fun to do them without the self timer. :) I'm pretty pleased with them and you can see the rest at this clicky link-------->http://www.camwhores.com/join.php?partner=4104 Enjoy :)

Absence

2011-09-17T03:41:00.000-05:00

Sorry I haven't been posting very much lately. I just started school and I've been having a lot of stuff going on in real life that's absorbed most of my attention. I've got a family member in the icu and they're telling us to stay by our phones. Hopefully things start looking up next week so I can get back to my normal posting schedule. You can always keep up to date on my twitter. :) Hope you guys aren't too mad at me for going awol. :P

Diss my troops, get your feet shoved up your butt :D

2011-09-09T12:40:00.001-05:00

So I haven't listened to Soulja Boy's latest offending song because I don't like his style, but the latest lyrics are total crap. You live in America and you want to say "fuck the army, fuck the troops"? Really? I've been an army brat my whole life. I may hate the army but I damn sure support my troops. They lose their lives protecting MY freedom. Because of all the service people who have died and fought you're allowed to be disrespectful and say "fuck the ____" without getting killed. I hope this move ruins your career and causes you to go bankrupt. Men like you, Soulja Boy, are disgusting and why I'm not straight. Get ready to eat your foot because you've just effectively pissed off millions with guns and tanks. I hope someone shoves your foot up your ass two ways to heaven with no lube or spit. Heck, the only lube I hope you get is spit on your face. Hope ass to mouth makes your foot taste good. I like this response to your beligerent lyrics. :) Start some foot binding Soulja Boy.
http://youtu.be/qvtzCxTwq-M

I'm dropping out of the voting

2011-08-27T21:46:00.000-05:00

Don't worry about voting any more guys. I don't have the heart to keep asking for help. My grandmother that raised me has taken a turn for the worse. She's been battling ovarian and uterine cancer for the last year and we just found out she now has brain and bone cancer as well. She was admitted to the ICU Thursday morning at 1am for bleeding in her brain, dementia and blindness in her left eye. The bleeding in her brain has gotten worse and she can no longer remember her own name. :( The doctors were telling us months and years and now they're telling us hours and days. I've been trying not to think about her in the ICU and just keep working so I can send them some money for the hospital bills and to help my grandpa keep the store open. That hasn't been going so well. The stress of running for feature of the month and talking to my mom has been too much so I'm just going to quietly drop out. I was planning on getting on cam tonight but don't think I'll be able to without putting on an awful show. My mom is flying out in less than 12 hours so she can be with my grandmother but due to school and my own health problems, I won't be able to go with her. I'm not really sure what else to do right now other than focus on starting school Monday. I feel really lost right now and it makes it worse knowing that I'm at a very very high risk of developing the same cancers that she has right now. She has endometriosis like I do and it hurts knowing I can't be there for her and the rest of my family. I'm sorry for leaving so suddenly but I just can't handle the stress right now. :( I apologize if I got any of your hopes up too high. I hope you understand. Thanks for your support.

For those of you who don't know, teal is the color of the awareness ribbon for endometriosis, ovarian and uterine cancer. I've dyed my hair teal because of that.

I love jacking you off. :D

2011-08-27T16:14:00.000-05:00

Rose:
One word: AMAZING! The Tenga US Deep Throat Cup is so freaking cool! My favorite things about this toy: easy to use, fun, looks discreet, affordable and it makes BJ's eyes roll back in his head. :D It's designed as a single use toy but if you clean and store it properly it will last a lot longer. We've had ours for a week now and it's been used over 5 times! I love the fact that if I offer to use this toy on BJ he gets just as excited about it as if I was offering to give him head with another girl. :) I'm absolutely thrilled with this toy; so much so that I just bought him another one with a similar design. :D The box just arrived and I'm going to surprise him with it tonight.

BJ:
My favorite part about this toy is the suction! (read that as very enthusiastic!!!!) It has a small hole at the top that you cover and it gives you amazing suction without any effort. It's really easy to use. What thrilled me the most was that this toy worked just like they described. It honestly feels like you're getting a blowjob. I never thought I'd like a male mastubation sleeve at all, let alone get excited about using one. I'm definitely going to be taking good care of it so it can be added to our sex toy collection. I like this toy so much I'm tempted to buy a non-disposable one for keeps. :) Speaking of which, I think I'm going to go convince Rose to use it on me now. ;) I'm sure she'll post details later if I'm successful.

I'm running for Feature of the Month!!!

2011-08-25T17:25:00.000-05:00

I'm up for the running for Feature of the Month over on Inked Angels!! :D Wooo! I would REALLY REALLY like to win this! I need all the help I can get with this guys. For every 150 votes I get I'm going to post a free picture on twitter and if/when I win I'm going to post a video. :D Voting starts Friday, August 26 so get your clicky fingers ready to start voting. The winner will be featured for a whole month and then will recieve a $40 gift card to Eden Fantasys; which would be really awesome to win. So let's do this guys! I'm really excited and can't wait for voting to start!

Vote here clicky link-------> http://inkedangels.net

And as incentive to not forget to vote and KEEP VOTING, here's a fun naughty picture! :D

Omg it looks like boogers!!!

2011-08-18T02:20:00.000-05:00

Let me start this off by saying how much I LOVE watching BJ cum. Not the look on his face, not the moaning, but watching the physical process. It turns me on and it's satisfying seeing the physical proof of his enjoyment. I love the way it feels when I satisfy him. Last night I was able to watch and feel him cum all over my hands. It started when he climbed into bed with me for the night. We followed our usual routine and talked about our day while we hugged. After awhile the conversation started leading towards intimate thoughts. As the conversation started getting hotter he held me tighter and rubbed himself against my leg. His erection was so huge I just had to touch it. I just couldn't resist playing with it when I knew he wanted it. With each stroke and twist he would thrust against my fingers and palm, pushing his tip against my body. I matched his thrusts and kissed him with each stroke. I nipped at his ears and neck every time he pulled back and away from my hands. He would moan as my breath tickled his ears. His sounds made me feel empowered and sexy and I wanted to make him cum. I kept stroking and matching his thrusts, letting his body landuage determine the pace. The harder I gripped, the faster he pushed. I could feel his balls twitch in anticipation and I was anxious to make it happen. I teased him more and stroked faster. I wanted to see him cum so badly I could taste it. Using one hand to jerk him and the other to massage his balls, I quicked my pace and tightened my grip. My eyes were glued to him as his ecstasy came. It shot out over my hands like a hot jet. It was thick and creamy. His cock and balls pulsed and twitched as he finished on me. I loved the warm, wet feeling and watching his pleasure. I held him in my hands as he finished and returned to his normal state. He gave me a deep kiss as I got up to wash my hands. By the time I got back he was asleep on my pillow. Not wanting to wake him, I slid in next to him and took my own pleasure enjoying the way he felt holding me. I was satisfied knowing he felt good and feeling him hold me. I fell asleep with that thought and my hand cupping his balls.

(VERY explicit sex picture for members only :D )

I've got the ink baby

2011-08-16T19:19:00.000-05:00

For those who don't know, I was featured on Inked Angels yesterday. It's pretty awesome. Their post is awesome and their site is kick ass. If you like looking at me naked then you should check it out and then check out the other gorgeous women they have featured. :D Stay tuned for my smut post later tonight, in the meantime: clicky links, wishlist toys (buy anything off my wishlist and get FREE content!!) and a naughy picture.
Inked Angels------> http://inkedangels.net
My feature--> http://www.inkedangels.net/search/label/BlackxxxRose
Sex toys--------> http://tinyurl.com/3qkg8pr

Free butt porn :P Pussy pic included!!!

2011-08-09T14:51:00.000-05:00

Would you like access to all my pictures and most of my videos? Right now if you buy 1) 1 toy over $30, 2) multiple toys totalling at least $25 or 3) offline tip 850 tokens on MFC (this option gets you ALL my content). :) If you buy a toy(s) off my wishlist you'll also recieve a thank you picture set of me with the toy(s). The more you spend, the more you get. I love spoiling and rewarding my tippers. :D Help get me naughty stuff to cum and I'll give you some badass content. So get to shopping and let's cum. :D
Sex toys here!

"Ass and titties!!"

2011-08-09T01:59:00.000-05:00

These are the first edited previews of my shoot with Todd Stringer. I edited these pictures, he took them. :) The rest will be posted on http://www.camwhores.com/join.php?partner=4104 in the members section. A lot of work goes into shooting and editing pics like these so do appreciate the subtle tweakings and nip slips.

Omg it's coming at my face!!

2011-08-04T18:36:00.000-05:00

Yes, that is what BJ would say if I squirted while he was eating me out. Lucky for you I'm doing a show on http://www.camwhores.com/join.php?partner=4104 in 2 hours. :) It's going to be a 3D squirt show and it's going to be awesome. You don't want to miss this. It's going to be epic. :D Here's a pussy and ass pic just to show that it's going to be REALLY awesome.
Hope to see tag packed during my show tonight. I'll be disappointed if it's not. ;)

"Does this go up my butt?!?" insert scared face here

2011-07-30T20:54:00.000-05:00

Rose: Minus a simple defect in this toy, it was awesome!! :D Like with any mass produced item you occasionally get some with a defect or two. Ours had a small weak spot that had been stretched before it got to us, thus making the toy not as effective as it could have been. However, since it was a small flaw and we really liked the general design we ARE buying more! We compared our egg to a few others online to confirm that it had been stretched and weakened before it got to us but it wasn't a big deal. My favorite part of this toy was how discreet and easy to use it was. I often forget to put up all my toys so we find vibrators and dildos left out a lot. This egg masturbator looked like a plain easter egg and to someone who didn't know any better, they wouldn't have known that it was actually a sex toy. I was really enthusiastic to use this toy on BJ and now I'm excited to buy more. It only costs $10 so I plan on surprising BJ with these in the future. I'd recommend this toy to all my viewers and to couples looking for some extra fun. It's a single use toy but it's well worth the money and would make watching my shows all that more kick ass. ;) Hell, I'm probably going to buy one tonight because it's so much more fun to use than giving a blowjob and BJ says it feels almost as good. No one tell him though. It's going to be a surprise.

BJ: One word: WOW! Even with the defect this egg still felt awesome, it just didn't provide any suction or grip whatsoever. I was the first person to get the mail and find the toy. I had no clue we were even expecting anything so I was surprised to find out it was actually a toy for me...Unfortunately I didn't know that at the time and managed to yell out "what's this for, does this go up someone's butt?" in front of all our neighbors while Rose was walking the dog. You can guess how I felt when she turned bright red and told me to get my ass inside with the masturbation sleeve . As for the toy itself, once she explained how to use it and then surprised me by using it on me, I loved it. I was disappointed that it didn't grip or suction like other reviews and videos suggested. Because of the flaw it just stretched and stayed stretched. We managed to get half a use out of it and had fun but ultimately Rose ended up just giving me a blowjob. I've used a fleshlight in the past and hands down, this toy felt better. It wasn't bulky and was really easy to use. I'm not one who's gung ho for toys or masturbating, I'd much rather get the real thing but if I had to choose I'd choose this. Now if only payday would get here sooner so I can buy another one...or two. :)

Links to some men's toys and some pictures of our egg in use :D

Check out my interview with ELM :)

2011-07-20T15:03:00.000-05:00

So if you want to see what how goofy I am and hear about how I got my start in camming then you should go check out my interview with Extra Lunch Money. :) Benic was really awesome during our interview and put up with all my crazy antics. You shuld go check it out, it's definitely worth watching. :D
http://elmaveshow.com/black-rose-interview/

FREE HUGS

2011-07-16T15:48:00.000-05:00

So Exxxotica was not so fun. BJ and I both got sick and there were a bunch of other issues as well that I won't go into. Suffice to say we're both VERY glad to be home and back into our normal routine with Sadie. I learned yesterday that my school orientation is the 16th and I'll get to pick my classes and schedule then. :D I should be starting school sometime at the end of August and I'm getting really nervous. I'm excited too but I'm more nervous because of my experiences with public school. I added some clothes and school supplies to my amazon wishlist in case anyone wants to help me out. ;) We managed to pull through and I worked a few extra shifts and now we're ahead with bills this month. :D So I owe all my tippers a big thank you for helping me get there. We're ahead enough now that things should be nice for awhile. I want to see if we can get enough ahead this pay period so I can get a new xbox AND a new tv. Not a used, hand me down xbox or tv but NEW ones. :) Can we do it?? I think we can! :D Oh and BJ and I are setting a new schedule and rearranging some stuff so that we'll be on streamate twice a week instead of our once or twice a month. lol. I'll update more when I've got my class schedule and our streamate schedule all set up. I may be changing my mfc hours as well to find a time better suited to how I want to work. :) Stay tuned for naughty stuff and sales. Oh and all hugs are FREE today! :D

for shits and giggles

2011-07-12T15:13:00.000-05:00

I get a lot of these types of "fans" and I found this quite humorous. I'm pretty stressed right now with bills and just life in general so I felt posting this instead of an update on how I'm doing after Exxxotica is appropriate. After I get a decent night's sleep and get my sanity back I'll update everyone and try to get some smut going. :) For now, here's some shits and giggles for you. Laugh with me and if you think you may be one of these guys, I'd suggest you change before I run you off with my caustic sarcasm and death glare. :P

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The types of cam losers

Written by Erica
Thursday, 12 October 2006

The turnover rate for camgirls is high. Every day it seems like a new girl is closing down her site, only to leave a vague "screw you guys, I'm goin' home" notice. Who is driving these girls away? You've heard about the dangerous denizens of the cam world. Men who will scam you, stalk you, and hunt you down. But that's not who I'm here to talk about. The guys I am about to describe are more benign but much more common. Without further adieu, I present you with the losers of the cam world. It's a jungle out there.

The Luddite

Profile: Far too banal to be amusing, The Luddite will grate on the sanity of even the most stoic camgirl. He is intent upon viewing your site and all you have to offer, but hasn't the slightest clue how. Instructions like "double click" or "log in" baffle The Luddite, causing you to wonder how he managed to load your site in the first place.
How to spot him: Watch out for the call of The Luddite: "Can I see your cam?". If you have a pay site, look for anyone who seems puzzled as to why he can't log in when he hasn't registered.

How he sucks you in: The Luddite often seems polite and genuinely interested. He poses an inquiry that seems so simple, you assume it must be a careless oversight. But, a simple question quickly becomes a draining rapid fire of mind-numbing questions.

What a conversation with him is like: Expect a lengthy tech support session. The first five minutes will likely be spent with him asking where your cam is, you pointing it out, and him repeatedly insisting that he can't see it. After extensive probing, you will figure out that he is looking for a streaming cam, after which you will unsuccessfully try to explain the difference between a webcam and a streaming cam.

Best way to deal: Write and maintain a clear and very specfic FAQ. Direct him toward it, polietly explain that you're much too busy to chat, and stop talking to him. Immediately.

Annoyance factor: 8. Unlike genuine assholes, once you start talking to The Luddite, it becomes difficult to leave the conversation.

The White Knight

Profile: Not to be confused with a genuinely interested, caring guy, The White Knight hungrily scours blogs looking for a damsel in distress. He views a tiff with a boyfriend as an abusive relationship, a new diet as warped self-image, and frustration as low self-esteem. He bubbles with an outpouring of "wisdom", explaining in a disgruntled torrent of advice how he will SAVE YOU FROM YOURSELF!!! This is a guy who knows everything there is to know about interpersonal relationships, yet can't get a date. He claims it's because girls only want jerks.

How to spot him: Keep an eye out for pointed questions. The White Knight will express frustration with your naivete, poor decision making ability, and blatant self-loathing, while simultaneously praising how smart, beautiful, and witty you are -- though you don't realize it. Expect lots of drug store psychology and blatant misunderstanding of concepts like "regression". Oh, and his advice regarding any lovers quarrel is to DUMP THAT LOSER, YOU DESERVE SO MUCH BETTER!

What a conversation with him is like: He'll constantly use his cursory understanding of psychology to explain the deep-rooted motivations behind your "self-destructive behavior".

Best way to deal: The most sure-fire way is to never post any negative musings about your boyfriend, your body, or yourself. If that is not an option, ignore ignore ignore. Don't try to "explain" anything to him -- you'll only make it worse. I promise.

Annoyance factor: 9.5. The White Knight makes unabashed self-expression very difficult.

The Suave Schlemiel

Profile: The Suave Schlemiel's typing leads you to believe that he has fingers the size of Polish sausages. Reading his abhorrent spelling and grammar brings to mind a swollen-tongued man foaming at the mouth, frantically conveying pickup lines in mealy, garbled tones. If you can read his munged messages without your eyeballs bleeding, you'll see that he is attempting to persuade you to show your wide-open beaver on cam, just for him.

How to spot him: The telltale signs include overuse of acronyms such as "o i c", strange abbreviations i.e. "cn u sho me ur bbs?", intentional mispelling of words like "baybee", and curious mispellings of two-letter words. Oh, and he wants to see your b00bs.

What a conversation with him is like: It'll make you feel like a first-grader is hitting on you. No, that's not a good thing. You perv P

Best way to deal: If you're REALLY bored, the Suave Schlemiel is usually dumb enough that you can get some cheap amusement out of him. Otherwise, block him from your buddy list.

Annoyance factor: 6 if you get a laugh out of this sort of thing, 8 if you don't.

The Couch Commando

Profile: The Couch Commando believes that all camgirls come with a personal remote control. Expect frequent requests for a fansign, photos of your naughty bits, or a video of you juggling flaming llamas.
How to spot him: Lots of self-important requests, and he doesn't take no for an answer!

What a conversation with him is like: He'll probably start with a bit of begging and pleading, either for a specific request or simply for you to get on cam. After repeatedly declining, he'll harriedly sign off with a mutter of "fuck u, u fat whore", or a similarly creative insult.

Best way to deal: Don't indulge him unless you're in a performing mood. You'll hate yourself in the morning

Annoyance factor: 10. These are the life-suckers of the cam world, and a major contributor toward Camgirl Burnout ™.

The Curious Critic

Profile: The Curious Critic hates camgirls with a bloody passion. To the Curious Critic, camgirls are flabby harlots, exposing their intimate body parts for a CD from Amazon.com. Likewise, cam watchers are pathetic geeks with whom camgirls feign friendship to extort gifts and money. And he will tell you this. Repeatedly. In your blog, on your forum, at Camwhores...everywhere. It kind of makes you wonder why he spends so much time on cam sites if he hates them so much. Hmmm?
How to spot him: The Curious Critic seems to come from out of nowhere. One day you'll post in your blog only to find a belligerent unsolicited reply. You'll be happy that you got a new job, and he'll respond with, "Good to see that the little whore found a REAL occupation". Don't take the bait!

What a conversation with him is like: If you DO decide to give him a cogent, well-reasoned defense, he'll respond with an illogical one-liner. Lather, rinse, repeat.

Best way to deal: Turn The White Knight loose on him and kill two birds with one stone

Annoyance factor: 7.5 as they usually leave as quickly as they come, assuming you ignore them.

Even more cam losers on page two...

The Maude Lebowski

Profile: An unusual breed of cam loser, The Maude Lebowski is of the cunted gender and is either a nude model or non-nude camgirl. She maintains that her pictures merit high artistic value. Nude camgirls, however, are classless skanks whose lewd behavior objectifies not only themselves, but the whole of womynkind. Despite the fact that her image is on a portal or website that advertises "FRESH YOUNG TEENS TAKING IT ALL OFF!", The Maude Lebowski views herself as a sultry glamour girl. It's analogous to highly paid callgirls who feel superior for indulging the infantalism fantasies of venture capitalists instead of a neighborhood joe. Similarly, The Maude Lebowski feels that getting wishlist gifts for non-nude or high-res images is the difference between art and prostitution.

How to spot him her: Look for a gal who refers to herself as "burlesque" without being ironic or kitschy, or talks about prostitution like it's inherently a bad thing.
How she sucks you in: One minute you were browsing the web, the next you find yourself furiously typing a ten page essay on how criticizing a woman's choice is actually misaligned with post-feminist ideology!!!!
What a conversation with her is like: Any attempts to explain that you like what you do will be countered with histrionic rambling littered with a sickening overdose of adjectives. "How can a man respect you if you're uploading grainy, blurred thumbnail images of yourself on your sweaty moth-eaten basement couch showing your shaved prepubescent vulva and drinking barbaric water from an analog faucet with your primitive mouth in exchange for a menial degrading plastic trinket from your insipid wishlist!!!"

Best way to deal: Direct her to The Webwhore Manifesto. Trixie says it all better than you could Or repeatedly harrass her, begging for pictures of her hymen.

Annoyance factor: 11. If there's one thing I hate, it's women calling other women sluts and whores.

The Larry Flynt

Profile: The Larry Flynt doesn't understand the difference between a cam site and a porn site. Sure, your blog, bio, writings, and artwork span the majority of the page. But the thumbnail of your cam in the corner leads him to believe that you are striving to be the next Bang Bus. Well, DUH.
How to spot him: Keep a lookout for anyone who sounds like a Howard Stern wannabe.
How he sucks you in: His callous oversight merits a whack on the head with a clue by four.

What a conversation with him is like: The Larry Flynt will snap orders at you for squirting, DP, and gang banging. When he tells you to take down your blog because he doesn't care about your thoughts and demands more hardcore girl-girl action, he truly thinks that he is giving you constructive criticism. Because you're trying to make the greatest porn site ever, right?

Best way to deal: Install a bot on your instant messenger client that replies with "it's not a porn site" every time he IMs you.

Annoyance factor: 7. They usually leave quickly in search of bukakke.

The Freeloader

Profile: The Freeloader refuses to pay for porn and chastises anyone who does as "pathetic". Hence, you'd think that he'd get his jollies through Kazaa or one of the 9273750275932478382^10 free TGP sites. But no -- for some reason he is intent upon seeing you naked. Additionally, he is insulted that you would be so ostentatious as to suggest that he pay for a membership. How dare you try to fund your college tuition!

How to spot him: Often, he'll bypass you completely and post in your site's forum, asking members to trade or send videos. If your cam is members only on Camwhores, he'll jump on the forum there and ask members to post your pics. A warning from the forum moderator doesn't faze him in the least; they're only carrying on because they don't UNDERSTAND that he doesn't PAY for porn! If he decides to contact you directly, either he'll take the "show your tits, bitch" approach, or insist that he needs a sample to decide if your pay site is worth his money. And, uh, the samples in the tour don't cut it. Mmmmyeah.
What a conversation with him is like: He may be indignant, insisting, "Look, I don't pay for porn, so just pony up with the videos, okay?". He may plead, begging you because the CURIOSITY IS KILLING HIM!! In any case, when you respond by telling him to get his credit card out, the notion of paying just doesn't make sense to him. It is as though you answered his demands for free media with, "Yes! I like kiwis, too! Thanks for asking!".

Best way to deal: Respond to his demands for free media with, "Yes! I like kiwis, too! Thanks for asking!". That, or give him a link to xnxx.com. Sweetly explain that you understand he doesn't pay for porn, but likewise you don't give porn for free, so he's at the wrong site. Act like it was a silly accident on his part, and then ignore.

Annoyance factor: 9. Sounds like someone's got the gimmee gimmees! Idn't dat right, widdle fweeloader??

The Socialist

Profile: Remember that punk rawk kid in high school? The one who refused to get a job because that meant buying into capitalist corruption, but was happy to accept a new Jeep from his corporate lawyer mom? Perhaps he's on food stamps now, accepting money from taxpayers. Anyway, that's The Socialist, and to him, being a camgirl "just for the money" is for YUPPIE SCUM! Yeah!
How to spot him: If you have a pay site or a link to your wishlist, The Socialist will drone on about how laaame it is that camming has become such a greed-driven industry, man. Perhaps he has back-in-the-day syndrome, from when camming was pure and no one thought to capitalize on human sexuality. In any case, his idealism dictates that camgirls should be wanton sluts, dying to get naked for him without wanting anything in return. His hungry eyes on your body should be payment enough!

What a conversation with him is like: Expect the wisdom of the ages from this one. "You're gunna wake up one day, man, with all this STUFF, and you're gunna realize that it doesn't mean a thing. Someday, you're gunna regret having sold your body to the highest bidder, and wishing that you just did it because you loved it. Trust me man, I KNOW. You're probably gunna wake up as a trophy wife to a rich husband in a huge mansion and wish that you were living in a shack with someone you love". What are you again, 19? All this for a PayPal "donate" button? Regardless, he'll express that he has no interest in seeing anyone naked who wants MONEY for it.
Imagine, an industry that sells sex! I know I'M aghast.

Best way to deal: Tell him curtly that you can make money from doing what you love. Then IGNORE.
Annoyance factor: 8.5 -- kind of a White Knight and Freeloader combo. Eep!

Review of The Natural Dong with Balls :D

2011-07-06T19:34:00.000-05:00

Rose's view:
Yes!!!!! This is like the coolest dildo ever!! Let's start by rating it on how realistic it is. On a scale of 1 to 10, 1 being a stick of wood and 10 being a real penis, I'd give the natural dong with balls an 8. It's hard and squishy like a real penis. Lol it's an oxymoron but if you've ever felt a real penis, you'd know that it's got some give, is hard and "squishy" but if you squeeze it it doesn't cave in like a sponge. I definitely prefer the look, feel AND texture of this dildo over my first one. My first dildo was the original American Whopper and it sucked! Lol. It was hard, not flexible, smelled like bad plastic and just didn't feel good. When using this dildo orally it actually felt pretty realistic. I'd recommend it as a fantastic starter toy to anyone wanting to use something realistic to either work up to actual sex or just for a first toy. At 5 inches it's a perfect fit for someone's who "tight" like me. With a little lube, it glides easily and doesn't catch, snag or tear any of the soft tissues like my old toy did. I actually look forward to using this dildo during my oral shows! XD I think my next show with this toy will be an anal show. :)

BJ's view:
This toy was fun to watch in use. I got excited that she actually enjoyed using it. I like to watch her oral shows and this one actually passed for the real thing a few times. If she holds it just right you can easily mistake it on camera and I thought that was pretty hot. I was the first person to open the mail and play with this toy. Feeling it from a man's perspective I thought the feel and texture were spot on. It felt like a dildo but it was pretty realistic considering it was made of plastic. I think it will make a nice addition to our collection of sex toys and to add for dp play during sex. I'm looking forward to using this on her.
Now here's Rose showing off her new toy. You can tell she enjoys it because of the funny faces and because I often find it laying around the house after she's washed it and forgotten to put it away.

sneak peak of my hardcore pics :)

2011-07-05T12:48:00.000-05:00

I thought I'd give you guys some incentive to go join http://camwhores.com . I've got all my new hardcore pictures up there and they look awesome! :D If you join camwhores through my sign up links then I get a percentage of your sign up and you get a discount if you sign up through one of my free trials. If you want a free trial just message me with your email and I'll send one out to you. :) Now onto the pictures and stay tuned later tonight for my review of http://www.edenfantasys.com/dildos/realistic-dildos/naturals-dong-balls :D

made my goal :)

2011-06-30T15:20:00.000-05:00

So we made my goal! Yay! Although I'd really like it if we could make some extra fun money for me to spend on things like lapdances and toys. :D Today's also the last day to buy my content before it all gets deleted. You can offline tip 500 tokens to get all 13 of my videos and get a peak at my picture galleries before they get taken down tonight. (You'll have plenty of time to download the videos, I just won't be selling them and the list will be taken down off my profile) Anyways, I'm exhausted from all the extra shifts and double shifts I've been working the past two weeks so I'm going to take a nap for a bit. I'm really happy we made my goal and I'll have enough for gas and food. :) Too bad I only have $8 in my bank account right now though, lol. Here's a nudey pic for everyone to enjoy while I nap. :) Donations to my chip in or offline tips still get rewards and goodies. :D

Exxxotica here I come!!

2011-06-26T14:22:00.000-05:00

I am just $200 away from my goal for Exxxotica!!!! I am so freaking excited! Everything I make after this $200 will be fun money that I can spend on lapdances, new toys, lingerie, drinks, etc. :) All of my tippers have been so awesome the past two weeks. You guys have gotten me so close to having enough for this trip and I couldn't be more grateful. Yes, my sex life has taken a small dry spell due to all the extra shifts I've been working, but we'll get back to poking privates and posting smut once we get this last $200. If I could make another $400 that would be fantastic! But I'll be happy if we just get the last $200. I have 4 days left in this pay period to make the last $200 and then another 9 days to make whatever extra for my chip in and paypal. Ahhh! I'm so excited and nervous! Lol.. To top all this off, I found out the launch party for Exxxotica is going to be a lingerie ball! I have NO CLUE what to wear. I'm open to suggestions and may even take a poll on what everyone thinks would look the best. Also, I WILL be meeting up with fans to give out pictures and for a few lucky fans I will even be scheduling a dinner date. :) If you want in on this start contributing to my chip in. My two highest tippers will get to join my roommate and I for dinner, drinks and possibly some dancing. You'll have to pay for your own travel and accommodations, but dinner and drinks and 1 VIP ticket to Exxxotica are on us. :) We won't go out of our way to get you to attend because this is a working vacation for me, but we'd love to meet up with you if you're in the area or already planning on attending. :) Alright, now that I've finished my sales pitch enjoy a nudey pic of me. :D

Oh yea, go vote for me for Miss ITBTC for July!! If I win I'll post a FREE SEX VIDEO!
VOTE FOR ME! :P Surprise! Quick 1-wk poll to decide Miss IBTC! @BlackxRose92 http://theibtc.com/

been awol

2011-06-24T19:35:00.000-05:00

Sorry I've been awol. It's because I've been camming double to try and make enough for this vacation. We're still about $500 short and it's making me nervous that I'm not going to make enough betwee now and the 30th. That and I haven't been getting laid lately. A 3am session in bed when roomie's already asleep and I'm trying hard not to move or wake him up isn't super sexy. Ahh.....I need to just rape him already. Or have someone send me some toys that work and fix my hornies ;) In good news, I scored some stupid cheap furniture that's in really good condition! :D My house is looking less like a barren dorm and my flowers are blooming and sprouting faster than weeds. :) Anyways, I'm off to shower and get ready for tonight's shows. Enjoy this banner and shop around for some toys to buy me :P

i'm a cum watcher!! :D

2011-06-17T14:14:00.000-05:00

I'll be honest, I LOVE watching my roommate cum. It's so different from watching myself orgasm or squirt so it fascinates me a lot. The way he masturbates, what he uses for inspiration, how he teases himself and finally finishes. I LOVE watching the cum shoot out. It's like watching an awesome squirt gun. :) The only problem is we usually finish our sex with a cream pie or I swallow so I rarely get to actually see him cum. I get to see him spasm and watch his eyes roll back but I don't get to see the actual finish. So today I decided to take over his self love session. He said no when I asked to help him with my hands so I felt a sabotage was in order. I bided my time. Waiting and watching him stroke himself. He was hard and pulsing, moaning softly as he watched a girl give a sloppy blowjob on the internet. When he was completely ingrossed in what he was doing I struck. I crawled up between his legs to his groin. I pulled off the blanket he had covering what he was doing and moved his hands to my breasts. With his hands on my breasts his focus instantly shifted to me and what I was doing. I started with my hands, stroking, teasing and caressing to get him harder and ready for my mouth. I knew what I wanted to make him do, he though he was just getting a morning blowjob. ;) He was so hard and the skin was so taught that I didn't want to wait long. I used my hands to tease while I lowered my lips to his head. I started kissing it with my lips open and gently sucking each time I kissed. He was dry so I used the flat of my tongue to get him wet and slippery. He was warm on my hands and in my mouth. I wanted to watch him cum so bad that I skipped the rest of the teasing and completely engulfed him in my mouth. He was pulsing and twitching. He moaned as his head hit the back of my mouth. It twitched and hit my tonsils, causing me to moan a little. I sucked hard and slid him in and out of my mouth. The suction was so hard it hollowed in my cheeks. I pumped him hard for a minute until I remembered I wanted to tease him. I stopped moving, but I kept my lips closed and lapped at him with my tongue; encouraging him to thrust against my mouth. He did, hard. Before I knew it he had both hands on my head and was fucking my face hard. All I could do was moan and suck. I kept my lips closed tight around his hard shaft. He pumped faster, thrusting hard against my face and knocking my hair loose. He was going really far down my throat. It made me wince because he hit hard so I pulled off for a minute. He was really close so he grabbed my breast hard with one hard and thrusted against his other hand. I could see his balls twitching and jumping they were so full. He pumped faster and his balls jumped hard right before he came. It shot all over my knees, hands and his balls. It was like a super powered water gun. It was so hot that it made me wish I had rode him instead. After it had all shot out, I got up slowly so I wouldn't drip all over him. I got him some tissues and helped clean him up. I felt very satisfied cleaning the hot cum off his balls. I did that for him and it was satisfying. I felt powerful and attractive. :) I think I may have to start doing this more often it was so much fun. :D

help me win :)

2011-06-10T16:52:00.000-05:00

Alright guys, there are 3 days left for voting on http://www.girlywishes.com! If we win I will post FREE FULL LENGTH video for everyone! :D When we hit 50% I will post a FREE blowjob teaser video. So you want to go vote for this and help me win.

"fuck that's hot"

2011-06-09T01:34:00.001-05:00

Good news! Roomie and I fixed our problems. :) I cried for an hour and then we had sex for an hour. Lol but I'm sure you don't want to hear about how I cried so I'm going to post about our sex. :P After I finished crying I laid down on his chest and curled up so he could hold me. Since I was laying on his chest I could smell his cologne. It always gets me going. Between the hormones from crying and the smell of his cologne it got me really hot. The next thing I knew I was rubbing against his bulge and his fingers were snaking down the back of my pants and under my thong. I guess the idea of me wearing a thong turned him on because he started massaging my ass. It was intoxicating; the mix of hormones and his smell. I noticed his bulge getting bigger and as I started rubbing it through his pants his fingers started probing my asshole and playing with it. He used his fingers to force me to rub against his body. My breasts were smashed on his chest so hard that I had to turn my head to kiss him. I licked and nibbled on his neck as I pulled open the buttons on his shirt and pants. I had trouble reaching to get him unclothed so I pushed him onto the floor so we could get to each others' bodies better. I pulled off his pants first and then did his shirt. Each time I'd pull something off I went back to kiss him, harder each time I went back for more. Once his was fully undressed I decided to tease him with some oral play. I started slow, just the head and only part way in. Gradually I sped up. Taking his whole cock into my mouth, faster each time I went all the way down. After I got him really wet, I moved back up to kiss him hard and stroke him with my hand. I teased him and used his cock to get myself wetter while he kept fingering my ass. Once I was really wet I used my hand to guide him into me. I was so tight he almost stopped breathing for a minute and his eyes rolled back into his head. We both held still and moaned as the head of his penis entered me. It was slow and tight. I was so wet that I was dripping all over his balls and our legs. We were sticky with my juices. It helped loosen everything up so he could push in farther. After he was entered to his hilt he started going fast and hard, fingering my ass at the same time. He used his free arm to pin me against his chest tight. His cologne smelled so good that I buried my face in chest and bit him. We crushed our lips together and kissed and sucked each other hard. He slammed into me and pushed his fingers all the way inside. It made me dizzy it felt so good. I couldn't take more than a minute before I rolled over and pulled him on top of me. Once he mounted me he started pounding into me so hard I couldn't breathe. I dug my fingers into his back and butt. He cradled my head with his arms and pumped harder. He was so deep that his balls were hitting my sensitive asshole. It was still puckered and sensitive from his fingering so it felt really good and made me clench hard. When I clenched he moaned and I felt his balls jerk tight. He wasn't ready to come yet so he pushed me off and made me ride him. He used his hands to jerk my hips back and forth. We were moaning so loud that his eyes rolled back and his balls were jumping and clenching like crazy. It only took a minute of me riding him really hard before he yelled and came. He came so hard so that I could feel it hit the inside of my walls. He had five really hard spurts of hot cum. I slowed so that he could finish. Even though he came hard he didn't forget about me. He lifted me off him and rolled me onto my tummy on the floor. He used his left hand to reach around my stomach and force me to lift my ass into the air. Once I was high enough he took his left hand and hooked his pointer finger into my ass and curled his other fingers around my buttcheeks. With his right hand he hooked his pointer and middle finger into my pussy and curled his thumb around to rub my clit. He alternated between pumping hard and fast and then going really slow to tease me. It got me so hot and then I'd hear him moan things like "fuck this is so hot", "damn I can see your pussy and your ass", "yea, I love it when you're on my fingers". And the one that turned me on the most was when he quietly moaned "I love seeing you like this and feeling my fingers inside you....fuck you feel so good....fuck that's hot...fuck....fuck yea...fuck". That got me really close so he pulled out of my ass and told me to rub my clit while he used his fingers to pound hard into my pussy. It only took about twenty seconds until I exploded all over both our hands. I squirted so much that it drenched both our hands and dripped down my arm and soaked the floor. I was clenching and spasming so hard he had to hold his fingers inside me until it stopped. By the time my pussy settled down I was passed out on the floor panting. I fell asleep while he cleaned himself. When he was done he helped carry me to the bathroom and cleaned me so I wouldn't wake up. After I was clean he let me rest for a few minutes before he woke me up to dress me and feed me. It was probably the best sex I've ever had to date. :) Now here are some pictures of my sex face. Enjoy!

girls night with my sister in law

2011-06-08T18:32:00.000-05:00

went really well. we both ende dup accidneantlay getting drunk and we smoked a bowl of my hookah. i'm prety drunk or tipsy. not sure which. oh well, ima about to go live on mfc and i'm watching my new pornos. you should come play with me, just saying. i'm horny.

Join my text army!

2011-06-04T15:47:00.000-05:00

Just tip 1000 tokens or choose one of the phone packages and donate to my chip in and you'll be added for life. The first person to join my text army gets an exclusive solo video that I will make tonight. You will be THE ONLY person with this video. :) So let's get it going, let's see who joins my army first. :D Oh yea, I'll be sending out hot, naughty pix tonight. So get in on this!

bj pics :) (AND my phone number!!)

2011-06-02T02:16:00.000-05:00

I thought I'd share some blow job pictures I took yesterday and share how you can get some awesome goodies from me. :) First I'll list some goodies you can get from me and how you can get them.
For my Exxxotica chip in:
$5-picture set of your choice
$10-video of your choice
$15-8x10 glossy signed photo of me from the event (if you attend, picture of us together)
$20-custom video and picture set (either from the event or of your choice)
$25-custom video/picture set and signed 8x10 glossy
$30-20 minute skype
$35-11x17 signed glossy
     OR 28 minute skype
$45-39 minute skype and recorded video of our skype session
$50-ALL my content (pics/videos) AND 15 minute skype one-on-one cum session
      OR 25 minute skype cum session AND MY **PHONE NUMBER for a phone sex session (during our skype)
$60-Everything in the $50 package PLUS a signed 8x10 glossy AND a custom video (your choice of solo cum show with toys or fingers, you choose how I cum and with what)
     OR skype date, romance and seduce me and take me to the bedroom ;) (skype dates can last no longer than 1 hour and 45 minutes)
$100-ALL my content (pics/videos), signed 8x10 glossy, 35 minute skype AND my **phone number!
1000 tokens-my **phone number!!

**Once you pay for my phone number you get it for life as long as you don't abuse the privilege. This means you can text anytime I'm live or during times I've specified and you have calling privileges during all our privates.

Now, onto the blow job pictures. :) I swallowed at the end and let him rub his sac all over my face and mouth. Enjoy

fuck me baby!

2011-05-30T21:29:00.000-05:00

So I was super naughty yesterday. I'm supposed to be on partial bed rest but I had sex with roomie. I couldn't resist. I needed to take a few nude shots for someone and I asked him to help. He's a very visual person and by the time we were working on the second pose he was already sporting a chubby. By the time we got to the third pose he had a full, throbbing hard on that was pushing his pants open. Watching him get turned on during the photo shoot got me thinking about taking advantage of my last real day before bed rest. We couldn't even finish the photo shoot before he was pulling me down onto the bed with him. He wrapped his arms around my hips and gently pulled me onto the bed beside him where he could press himself against my legs and thighs. He wrapped himself around my naked body and started trailing hot kisses and nibbles along my lips, neck and chest. His kisses were intoxicating and made my head swirl. I could feel his hands on my breasts and trailing around my legs. His pants were strained against my thigh and every so often he'd thrust and push it against me. It made me wish his clothes would come off by themselves but when I tried to strip him he pinned my hands down. With my hands pinned he took over. He decided we needed to go slow so I didn't get hurt or end up in the hospital. It made me impatient and it made me want him more. He took his time trailing his hands and fingers around my body; leaving fiery kisses wherever he went. I was writhing and grinding on the bed where he held me down. When I couldn't take anymore I started whimpering and moaning and he decided it was time. He got me ready by teasing me and getting me wet. When I was stretched he lifted me up and made me ride him. It was painfully slow and deep and I could feel his hips dig into mine. He kept his hands tight on my body, forcing me to hold him as I rode him. Our arms were wrapped around each other and our chests were pressed tight. He was so deep and he wouldn't let me up so I buried my face into his neck. I could smell his cologne and sweat and it made me hot. I bit and nibbled the skin where my face was rested. He moaned and dug his fingers in as I bit and rode him. I could feel him getting close; he was throbbing and hot. It only took another two minutes before his breathing got ragged and I felt him get hot and pulse. He filled me up but he didn't forget about me. As soon as he was done he gently lifted me up and over and layed me out on the bed so he could get to everything. He held me still by holding me in his left arm and pressing me into his chest while he teased my clit and opening with the fingers on his right hand. He used his elbow to hold my legs open. His cum was dripping out of me and he used it to lubricate my clit. It was hot and I couldn't stand it. He went teasingly slow. It made my head spin and I felt dizzy. He went back and forth between swirling his fingers around my clit and pushing them inside. It didn't take long until I felt like I was going to explode. He sped up. The pace of his fingers and his hot cum pushed me over the edge. I stretched my legs out and buried my face into his chest and moaned loud. I came hard but he didn't stop until I couldn't take anymore. He held me until I was finished and I could feel his hands in my hair. I didn't realize he was pushing me down until his penis was in my mouth. My orgasm turned him on so much that he wanted more. He pushed his penis so far down my throat I felt the head hit my tonsils and go down the back of my throat. I sucked so hard my cheeks hollowed in. I went faster and sucked harder. He came faster this time. Exploding in my mouth so hard that it shot down my throat and almost choked me. His cum was hotter this time and burned my mouth. When we were both sated and finished he pulled me up to him and we laid, panting against each other covered in sweat. We held each other for awhile even though we were sticky and covered in cum. It was awesome. :) I love how easy my life is with my roommate. He's like walking testosterone and our sex life is awesome. Sigh....now if only I wasn't on partial bed rest and could have sex. I'd go eat me some man meat! ;) Guess I'll have to tide myself over with cuddles until my doctor gives the all clear.

busy, busy, busy

2011-05-28T23:13:00.000-05:00

So I've been awol for a bit because I've been busting my ass lately trying to make some money to pay for the repairs for the damage my dog did to my carpet and doors. Sigh...my poor vagina is so confused. I've been getting super psyched up for shows but haven't gotten any. Lol. I still need to make about $150 more to cover these damages. Here's a list of what I need to finish her training and replace what she ATE: new carpet, new metal dog bowls (she completely ate hers), new frames for the doors and a new solid crate since she completely broke the door on hers. Also, I'm not going to be posting anything very sexy for the next 2 weeks or so because I'll be on bedrest. :( Bummer. I will try to give roomie lots of head though so I can post about that. In the meantime, go enjoy my pictures and videos over on camwhores and be sure to rate and vote for me. :) It makes me happy when I see lots of votes.

so i have a HUGE problem

2011-05-26T23:23:00.000-05:00

My dog just did over $300 worth of damage today while I was at my brother's graduation. I have no clue what I'm going to do. I do NOT have this kind of money and I don't make this kind of money. There is absolutely no way I am going to be able to pay rent now. We save like crazy and rarely splurge on anything. On top of this, she growled at roomie when he went to walk her. She's not agressive that we know of and has never acted agressively or anything before. I have no clue how I'm going to come up with this money at all; I just simply do not have this money....

test results

2011-05-25T12:26:00.000-05:00

Were "normal". That means the doctor couldn't physically see anything which is a good and bad thing. The good news is they can't see anything. The bad news is they can't see anything. :( This means I'm getting referred to another doctor and that the next steps are more than likely invasive. This really sucks and it means I'm going to be seeing more doctors and have more tests, physicals, exams, etc that hurt done. In other good news, this week's email had naughty nudey pictures of me playing around on my balconey during sunset and my show with roomie on Camwhores went amazing. I finally got my orgasm and we both came really hard. We ended the show by panting and collapsing on each other for a few minutes. It was a very realistic depiction of one of our normal sack sessions and we really enjoyed performing for everyone. Hmm, I'm not really sure what else to say today but I am thinking of writing a blog about my favorite toy tonight. I'll make it extra spicey and full of deviant tidbits. :) So stick around, the naughty stuff comes tonight! In the meantime, enjoy this nudey picture with special thanks to everyone over at camwhores for the idea!

tonight's show

2011-05-24T14:24:00.000-05:00

Is going to be on Camwhores. You should come watch it. Roomie and I will be performing, somehow, together. We haven't yet decided what exactly we're going to do but it's going to be naughty and naked. :) We're going to do something that we normally do off cam so that everyone can see how our normal sex life is like. I'm really excited and horny. This show is going to be awesome! Come watch it and play with us! Here's a preview from our last show. Be sure to rate and vote and come watch our show tonight, live in 4 1/2 hours!!

i do all my best thinking under my aroma therapy 7 setting shower head

2011-05-21T18:51:00.000-05:00

I love my shower. It always makes me feel so clean and soft. The first thing I do when I get in the shower is wash my hair and face. Lathering up the shampoo and feeling how soft it is and smelling it just sends me into bliss. Then I shave to get my skin soft and stubble free. It makes me so touchable and smooth; feeling how my skin is taught and how my hands just glide across it with no friction. Then I pull out my soap of choice and lather up. I started with little circles around my breasts and neck. My neck was sore and I could feel a purple flower blossoming across it from last night's passion. It was tender and when I lathered up the soreness reminded me of last night's passion. The soft lather and the spot on my neck made me start thinking about how hot it was. As I lathered up my arms and stomach I couldn't help but to be extra thorough. I used my fingers to knead my skin and work the delicious smelling lather in. It got my heart racing and my skin hot. I was blushing from the feel of the hot water on my skin and the lascivious thoughts in my head. I started lathering my legs and butt, it made me think about how he touched me there last night. He surprised me and it was amazing. I wanted to feel it again but I didn't want to do it myself; I wanted his touch but he was at work. I finished lathering my legs and moved up to my clit. It was throbbing and I could feel the blood rushing to it. I was still swollen from last night's passion but I couldn't resist. I began to lather and swirl my fingers around it. When I was thoroughly lathered I moved under the stream and started rinsing the suds off. First using my hands to rinse off the soap on my tense, hard nipples and then moving down my body. When I got to my swollen place I couldn't ignore the pulse in it. I pulled down the shower head and switched it to the garden hose setting, making the water flood and pour over me. I started feeling relief almost immediately. The skin was swollen, my heart was racing, I was turning red and I could feel my pulse in my skin. I was getting dizzy with bliss. My legs were weak so I pushed back against the wall and rested a leg on the edge of the rim. The water was flooding right where I wanted it to. I couldn't breathe I was so tense. My head got really light and my muscles really tight. Everything was clenching hard. I thought I was going to pass out it was so tense and I didn't want to wait. I wanted relief now. It hit me fast and hard. I closed my eyes and saw stars behind them. My knees went weak and I had to grab onto the wall to stay up. I came three times until the water went cold. When I finished I smiled and shut off the cold water. Weak and dizzy, I held onto the wall and reached for my towels to dry off. Yes, last night was amazing and it was definitely worth it. Living with my best friend is the best thing that could have ever happened to my sex life. I enjoyed drying off and lotion up to make my skin soft and perfumed for him. He's what makes my sex life so satisfying. I may surprise him tonight with some oral as a thank you for pleasing me. ;)

Saving up for Exxxotica Chicago

2011-05-21T13:01:00.000-05:00

Exactly like the title says. I'd really like to go and have been saving up what I can, but gas isn't cheap and my roommate eats a lot. Lol. If you go to the chip in page you'll be able to see some of my offers for contributing. If you contribute more than my specified amount or want to make a deal with me about contributing, just message me. I love rewarding my funders and I'd be more than happy to give you some goodies for helping me out. :D Here's the webpage and the widget. Any little bit helps
http://brokemyxbox.chipin.com/exxxotica-chicago-july-8-10 (ignore the funny name, I have issues)

holy mother DP and surprise sodomy!!

2011-05-21T01:35:00.000-05:00

So my roommate took pity on me finally and we had sex. Well, he actually dragged me upstairs by my arms and then didn't give me a choice. Lol. We tried something new tonight and holy crap it was awesome!!! We started by making out on our bed in candle light and teasing each other until we got naked. Once the clothes were ripped off it turned into heavy petting and some awesome, sneaky finger play. One minute I was getting my clit tickled and rubbed and the next I had a finger in each hole and one on my clit. It was so intense I couldn't keep my hand on his dick. I couldn't kiss back, all I could do was push my face into his shoulder and moan. My toes were curling like crazy and my muscles were tight. I thought I was going to explode but he wasn't done with me. After a few minutes he decided I needed more. He made me suck his dick to get it lubed up and throbbing hard. I could feel it pulse against my tongue and I didn't want to stop, but he had other plans. When he decided it was wet enough he pulled me up on top of him and made me ride him reverse cowgirl. I thought that would be it and was wondering how I'd get my fun out of it until I felt a finger against my asshole. It was shocking and amazing. I thought that was going to be it but I was wrong again. After a few thrusts I felt his finger start pushing in. I almost went over the edge but he wasn't done with me. He grabbed my hips with his other hand and forced me to ride his dick and his finger but that STILL wasn't enough for him! He used his free fingers to force me to rub my clit. It was so intense I couldn't breathe and he just kept going. It only took about 3 minutes of him forcing me to ride until we both exploded in unison. He said seeing himself inside of me and seeing his finger in me pushed him over the edge so fast. It made for a really nice sexploit to end my dry spell. I think I'll be sleeping really well tonight cuddled up next to him with my dog on the floor next to our bed. I love my life, it can't get much better than this.

my tight ass

2011-05-20T13:00:00.000-05:00

Isn't really "quite" that tight. Lol. I walk Sadie two to three times a day. Once at 8am, then at noon and then sometime in the afternoon/evening. If we keep this up my ass is going to be so tight by the end of the summer. :D That would be so awesome. I need to buy her some doggy weights so we're evenly matched when we walk and then she'll get better exercise. I've been doing naked work outs on my trampoline or ball every day after our walks too. ;) My ass makes this awesome squeak noise when it slides against the ball when I'm not wearing pants! Today's noon walk pooped both of us out, we're just kind of laying here panting and sweaty. I guess I had better go shower and brush her coat so I can get to chopping veggies for tonight's tacos. I plan on chopping all the fixings and getting them sorted and then portioning off the meat so it's ready to be cooked when roomie gets home. Now, if only I could decide what kind of show to do tonight on MFC. The last two days I've failed at getting a cum show or even getting naked; so let's hope we can change that tonight because I'm DAMN randy! Someone screw this sexual frustration and help me get a cum show! Lol.

First post, woot woot!

2011-05-19T23:26:00.000-05:00

I'll be honest, I have no clue what to write about at all. I just got a new dog this week so I'm slightly sleep deprived and I haven't knocked boots with my roommate in a couple days so I'm sexually frustrated. I imagine those wouldn't be the best things to write about so we'll pretend I didn't write them and we'll try to move on to the sexy stuff. I mentioned my roommate, he is a guy. He was born with a penis and is straight. I'm not straight. I'm pretty crooked and kinky and I'm like a fast pendulum that swings to the middle and then reverses direction. I have health problems and a really high sex drive. I cam full time to find a medium between my sex drive and to pay the bills, (which unfortunately never go away XD ). Other than listing off facts right now I'm not sure what else to say. I'm 19, live in Nashville and live an offbeat lifestyle. I like myself and my body and I'm really happy with where I'm at in life right now. Other than getting dog adjusted to our life and routine and all of us finally getting sleep, things are going really well. Stay tuned though, every post after this one should be SUPER colorful. I'm quirky and odd like that. ;)